Vanity; a sweet sin

Let me tell you one lame-ass story k?

One day, Sarah was bored. There was really nothing interesting to do because it was already midnight; watching tv seemed to be such a bore already. Feeling all cheeky and hyped up, she picked up the digital cam, and started to take photos of her surroundings.

"Ahh...ah...what should I do?" Hahahaha!! I always laugh when I see this pic. Blardy stoned, and staring at god knows what like an idiot -.- For introduction must act cute mar, no meh? *rolls eyes*
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But, it wasn't really fun anymore after a while. She then decided to cam-whore a lil. This is what she taught herself.

Shameless pose take #1

First, you place the camera at a spot where you can take a good shot of yourself. Steady hands are good. Lol. And then...STARE o.O.. at the camera. I look retarded.

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Next, she wanted a shot where she could see own eyes. Follow as written:

Shameless pose take #2

Hold the same hand position and snap. SO she DID. This is what she got. A shameless self pic. Okay la, cute also. (Trying to cover up) :P
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The "Somehow I think I'm sulking, pouty, merajuk-ing and reading" pose.

(Name so canggih, the whole phrase is worth *Insert figure here*$$) wtf?!

She suddenly felt the urge to improve her vocabulary. She found a book! Took it up and after an hour; she was half way done. Stewpid book, write more a bit can anot?! *lol, who am I kiddin please...* See that amount of concentration she's putting in? It must have been daeyum good ;)
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Shadow, shadow on the wall,
(Obviously, you can't see the shadow)
Who's the hottest, prettiest sexiest, to die for shadow
in this world?

*The shadow did not reply* :( Poor me.

Ahh... a refreshing break. She stares at the deviruchi and it stared back. So, she stared at the wall instead and started day-dreaming about stuff. *Somehow staring at this pic makes me feel giddy -.-"*

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Giddy enough to fall asleep.
Goodnight, sweet dreams and sleep tight, Sarah.
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*Snore* (Just pretend you didn't hear...)

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Sorry, no happy ending. But maybe got season 2. Wtf?

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Did I bore you to death?

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Then how come you're reading this in the end?! Gotcha! I know la, the photos are hard to resist. (vomits) Omg, someone, please stop this girl. As per title, need I say more?