Brain freeze

Do you know what will happen to you when you try and attempt this impossibly possible feat?

Times 2 of this. Bigger diameter. Pounds of ice. Oh, and yes, it was orange juice.
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Do'h. You get a brain freeze la, stew-pid.

Just for the sake of updating this boring bloggerin. *Smack*! Who says it's boring?! Who?! Huh? You? *points finger* Come here !

*Bash*
*Mash*
*Trash*
*Dash*
*Crash*
*Slash*
*lash*
*whip!

Piak. Piak. There. You've learnt your lesson now?

*Nods head vigorously*

That's a good dodgie. Now scram!

*Runs of hysterically, banging trees in the way*

Evil laughs.

Puts on a scary face like above ^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^

Shhh... don't tell no one about this. Do you hear?!

*Yes, ma'am. I mean MISS! Miss...miss..mis..s.*

Shows a satisfied grin.

And they say, "violence solves nothing."
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Probably.